coluring:

atomkiller97:

coluring:

tbh i love those fucked up gifs that make everyone react like “wtf”

give me an example

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I was not trying to be shocking, or to be a pioneer. I wasn’t trying to change society, or to be ahead of my time. I didn’t think of myself as liberated, and I don’t believe that I did anything important. I was just myself. I didn’t know any other way to be, or any other way to live. ~ Bettie Page



mangoestho:

fatnutritionist:

humans-of-pdx:

"This is my first cabbage! You know, a lot of times they’re kind of soft, but this one is sold! It’s going to be good eatin’!" "What are you going to make with it?""Well, this one I’m giving to my parents. You have to give the first one away or you just spoil the whole spirit of gardening."

This is the most victorious photo of cabbage ever captured.

YESSSSSSSS MA’AMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I’M TRYNA GET LIKE YOU!!!!!!!!!!

mangoestho:

fatnutritionist:

humans-of-pdx:

"This is my first cabbage! You know, a lot of times they’re kind of soft, but this one is sold! It’s going to be good eatin’!" 
"What are you going to make with it?"
"Well, this one I’m giving to my parents. You have to give the first one away or you just spoil the whole spirit of gardening."

This is the most victorious photo of cabbage ever captured.

YESSSSSSSS MA’AMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I’M TRYNA GET LIKE YOU!!!!!!!!!!



Honey, I am seven fox years old. My father died at seven and a half. I don’t want to live in a hole anymore, and I’m going to do something about it.



pipilottirist:

stand-up-comic-gifs:

Morgan Murphy (x)

the most accurate description of male comedians



awwww-cute:

My girlfriend’s rat dog doesn’t let me poop in peace

awwww-cute:

My girlfriend’s rat dog doesn’t let me poop in peace



cognitivedissonance:

ajantas:

oh my god I’m laughing so hard

When straight white boys ask why people hate them, show them this.

cognitivedissonance:

ajantas:

oh my god I’m laughing so hard

When straight white boys ask why people hate them, show them this.



BARISTA PROBLEMS ELL OH ELL

Customer: Do you have any more foam I could put on top of my latte?
Me: Why of course. Just give me a minute to fetch my giant Container of Foam, from which I dispense the Foamiest of Foam onto all drinks requiring Foam. Hail Foam. Also, no.


Bone dry.

baristarage:

I will seriously never understand people who order extra dry, bone dry whatever. You enjoy sipping espresso through milk bubbles? You like to pay 5+ dollars for a cup of air and foam? I hate you. Get out.