harknessneverdies:

hmm yes good argument

harknessneverdies:

hmm yes good argument





punksock:

missy’s life is better than mine in more ways than one

punksock:

missy’s life is better than mine in more ways than one



yourbaristahatesyou:

"can i have a tall vanilla 2% steamer with one shot of espresso?" "are you sure you don’t want a tall vanilla latte?" "no, i like it better this way."



fwn:

Biggest tip to anyone: bring a water bottle (preferably a reusable one) literally everywhere. like bring that shit to school and work and just hanging out



nyxweaver:

grandtrilobyte-eleshnorn:

nyxweaver:

sarkhan-volkswagen:

nyxweaver:

abzan-houses:

nyxweaver:

y’all remember that game in elementary school where each person would say one word and the next person would say a word etc so it’d create a cohesive story? let’s do that:

Two

Thousand

men

ate

their

dicks.

well playtime is over you’re all grounded





rotifers:

How can people think opossums are ugly? This precious baby is clutching its own tail with all four paws!

rotifers:

How can people think opossums are ugly? This precious baby is clutching its own tail with all four paws!



thevoicecalledcheesecake:

In case you still don’t understand how badly women have had it, when anaesthetic was first invented doctors weren’t allowed to give it to women who were giving birth because the church said that the pain of childbirth was God punishing women for not being men